Five years of Rifftrax.

1998 Style

  • CJ: it's hard to believe people don't know where to start in MST3k, but that is a larger symptom of the fact that it is hard to believe people aren't between the ages of 25-30
  • Chris: Ha. "Start with whichever one comes on SciFi on Saturday at 10 PM."
  • CJ: wake up a bit earlier to catch Vampire Hunter D and have your first feelings of arousal mixed with shame courtesy of Apollo Smile

Saturday Morning MST3K: “Hail truck farmer!”

fuckyeahmst3k:

Joel: Have you guys thought about what you want for Christmas?
Servo: Yeah, me, me! I want a Ted Williams signature inflatable bathtub pillow!
Joel: Ohhh…Gypsy?
Gypsy: I want a pony.
Joel: Aw, Gypsy, we don’t have enough room on the ship for a pony…
Gypsy: Please? Please?
Joel: No, can’t do…what about you, Crow?
Crow: I want to decide who lives or who dies.

fuckyeahmst3k:

Joel: Have you guys thought about what you want for Christmas?

Servo: Yeah, me, me! I want a Ted Williams signature inflatable bathtub pillow!

Joel: Ohhh…Gypsy?

Gypsy: I want a pony.

Joel: Aw, Gypsy, we don’t have enough room on the ship for a pony…

Gypsy: Please? Please?

Joel: No, can’t do…what about you, Crow?

Crow: I want to decide who lives or who dies.

MST3K: Century 21 Calling. “Did Leni Riefenstahl direct this?”

The MST3K Love Theme Remix.