At last, my undying love of pie charts married to my favorite bands. (Via ideasareawesome.)
I think an ideal bromance with Danzig would begin with dinner at Medieval Times. It seems that tearing apart whole chickens with our bare hands and guzzling red wine from ornate chalices while discussing the current dark age of music would be a pleasant evening. And if Danzig got bored, he could always compare notes with the competing knights about maces, gauntlets, and claw gloves.